Dismas Mersiv (ACTUAL)

Dismas Mersiv is a character from Vast error, who loves countryhumans

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Dismas enters the Stone Age
Dismas was born in the stone age, which was a lie constructed by corporate in order to sedate the masses into thinking their way of life was the best. The stone age has mystical powers that trolls should not have known, but did for seemingly no reason. However, Dismas insisted on remaining feral, and left when a time portal opened up. Some theorize that Dismas leaving the zone is what caused the fall of the stone age.

Dismas enters the Drug Age
When Dismas left the Stone age, he quickly became a Colombian drug dealer, and rose to the top of the stonks by stealing products with Murrit, and along the way, he met Jentha and taught her his feral ways, and to this day, he thinks fondly of her and wishes to meet her again. At the top of the stonks, upon the sands of Colombia, he and Murrit decided to murder someone to celebrate their anniversary of stonking.

Dismas enters the Caldcceus Divorce Catastrophy Age
After he engaged in stonks with Murrit, his 55% share in Titcoin collapsed, causing him to enter sex slavery to Murrit as to repay his 400 billion loops debt, oh yeah and then the Caldcceus divorce happened and dismas was gifted a god tier bussy by murrit as a repayment for his loyalty

Dismas enters the Repition 2: Electric Boogaloo
Once the Caldcceus Divorce ended in the distruction of Repition 2 thanks to the giga brap caused by Calder in his final moments on Repiton 1, he soon left for Repition 2 where he is now a well known male prostitute for Murrit

Dismas enters the Trivia
dismas is albania

no one knows wtf an albania is

i think dismas is some biblical shit

Dismas is the reason the Homosexual Society is called the Homosexual Society and not "Murrit's vast collection of sex slaves"

He owns a popular ASMR fart channel known as "Matty B. Braps"

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