Tazsia Poemme

Tazsia Poemme, better known as Taz, is objectively the best character in Vast Error. Being objectively the best was confirmed by Bill Nye himself, after he finished reading Vast Error. So, if you disagree with that statement, you are fighting against science itself, which is bold but you will be expected to have proof to back up your claim.

Currently, she works as an electrical engineer for iHop.

Life before college
Before she decided to pursue her degree in mechanical engineering, Tazsia would eat the animatronics at Disney in order to hinder their businesses. Which is what she told herself, but secretly, she just really loved the meaty flavor Disney ones would have. Regular animatronics also did not bleed, so she feasted as she craved.

However, one day, she met Arcjec, who was in Disney with his sister, Ellsee (aka swamp milf). Arcjec and Tazsia quickly became friends, and Tazsia and Ellsee quickly became frienemies. Sometimes they now go to adventures to iHop to see her these days, but Arcjec usually sees Tazsia everyday. Still, they always appreciate seeing each other.

No she does not have a kneecap fetish. Assholes.

The statement above is false. Tazsia does in fact, have a kneecap fetish.

Additionally, Tazsia faps to kneecap porn on DeviantArt in her spare time. I have my sources.

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