Bytcon Krypto (LOCAL WHORE)

[[File:Baby's first sacrifice, 1497.jpg|alt=|thumb|Oh shit! A rare photo taken in 1497 showcasing Bytcon and his + Endari's firstborn son standing on the London Bridge.

Little does his son know he's about to be dropkicked into the depths of the sea by his father in order to satiate the appetite of the horrific sea monster known as Oricka Rourst.

This sacrifice was the first of many performed by Bytcon Krypto while high on bloodlust.

bye bye little shit]]

Bytcon Krypto is a well-known sexyman/slut and the owner of the popular strip club "Pop some Pussies as much as I pop these cash funds". He is wanted by the Repitonian FBI across the country on account of forgery, trespassing, larceny, tyranny, juvenile delinquency, arson, failure to return library books and stealing mouse skulls from the local school laboratory. He has also been caught behind his own club sucking a customer off, though eyewitnesses say he was sucking the blood out of his customer's little flat pheephee. Due to this rumor (whether or not it is true remains to be seen), he is believed by many to be a vampire. His odd love for blood (specifically putting it near his mouth) has caused him to contract many bloodborne diseases such as hepatitis B, hepatitis C, hepatitis A+, hepatitis XYZ dragon catapult canon, hepatitis Albert, hepatitis BBBBBBB-, hepatitis amongus, hepatitis Pee, and hepatitis go blow your mom you mullet-wearing asshole. he fusion summons without using polymerization The coffin in his basement has no real significant or psychological meaning. none.

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Cool bug fact!!!! The only word i can remember from spanish class is "sacapuntas" which means "pencil sharpener". This means absolutely nothing

his favorite ingredients to use while cooking meth are kidneys. he also happens to know how to perform kidney removal surgery! these two in no way correlate and do not contribute to the fact that Sestro now cannot walk.

He and Endari got pregnant with their first child, Sabine Berare, before they got married and bytcon ran away like a little pussy boy. Little does Endari know the child is actually White Noise's, who Bytcon met while checking out Murrit's sex slave trade. He fucked the chad literally known as "boner man" what the FUCK how did this little twink score an actual god

Straight people love him! Everybody else despises him.

He eats tampons.

he eats spaghetti with his bare fucking hands

His porn star name is Fluffy Muffin Cheeks.

Bytcon Krypto is everywhere and fucks your soulemate(s) and exes while you are not watching, all are showing consent at the exact moment they see him.