Serpaz Helilo

she loves angst

The dog
Serpapapaz was grooving. grooving to such exponentially indescribable levels that she could  even be considered the grooviest groove ever. but she stopped her humble little boogie when she realized the true question she needed to awnser. what. the. dog. doin. what the fuck was the dog doin. serpaz emideatley put on her helmet and delve  into her intense studdies. she read every book. she didnt sleep for 5 and 3/4  of a day. then she had a bright idea. she hopped on her computer and messaged her mailwife laivan the furry.

"LAIVAN WHAT IS THE DOG DOIN!!!!!!!!!!"

"taxes-"

bam. she found out what the dog was doing. she went down in history and was awarded "best government spy" idk i forgot

the ink spy
serpaz once went into a mall covered in yellow splatoon. serpaz went to the hot topic and spied on the emos. smh. emos.

fart
has one less tooth than she should

burns paper for fun

eats trees

loves women and her malewife