Ikamai Amalie

Ikamai Amalie is a lesbian who farmed pineapples. She somehow ended up in Seanna Britain’s drug harem despite never having had a drug in her life.

Etymology
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Pineapple Farming
When she was speculated to have been born, she immediately began farming pineapples with such precision and passion. She was admitted into many pineapple themed contests- all of which she won. This is how she got her iconic flower shirt, and basically everything else she owned.

Magic
She notably enjoyed magic. This is how she ended up at Seanna’s magic shows. However, no one can explain how she ended up in her polyamorous sexual activities. Not even Akamai herself can recount how she got into that predicament.

STD Contraction
Sexual activities with people she did not know caused her to gather a numerous collection of STDs. Some sources say that she frequently said “gotta catch em all” whenever she orgasmed. For a long time, it was speculated that this phrase was referencing STD collection, but it was later found to be a vocal stim caused by her high level ADHD.

One of the STDs caused her physical form to morph into a taller woman. That, or it was her just speedrunning puberty 2 at the age of 37. No one knows which.

Current life
She still lives, farming pineapples to this day, with the enhancement of STDs.

Physical Appearance
She has been described as “posterized from hell and back”. Take a good look at her and tell me you disagree with that sentiment. You don’t. You can’t fight the facts.

She has boobies

Trivia

 * She loves Nintendo, and has hyperfixated on many of their games
 * She is the only one who