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Chapter.1 zoosmell losers with the baby

It all started when Ezekiel met Gandhi, they were kismesies, then Gandhi met JFK and there was another verison of him hidden but he was kismesis with the other JFK and someone threw something called a pikmin and Gandhi randomly sings creep by radiohead when they get teleported in Ezekiel's basement because Ezekiel needs to be president when he's 16. They go back to their universe and JFzeke is canon for a while and cleo and abe break up, 2 people, Tavrissprite and Erisolsprite are here. At clone high high school, JFK broke up with cleo and suddenly Joan of Arc rips up her russia worksheets like a dude on butler island and then lil cal hits Abe. JFK takes off his jumper and he's a DK fan for the whole time, They all commit arson, Abe gets pregant with 2 ecto babies after "pailing" Cleo, he revelas that the baby is Fefetasprite(fefnep) and Orel(owen). Calder heard something about Abe "pailing"" cleo, in the hospital 9 months later Abe gives birth to the 2 babies and suddenly Ezekiel shows owen and fefnep really bad stuff.... And Ezekiel gets kicked out of the hospital, basically the doctor says to abe that fefnep is intersex.. For some reason Owen keep calling people runts and then owen fights with orel while abe gets ready to drive the car to domino's, Fefeta, JFK, Van gogh and Calder watch the news, Owen argues with Joan and Cleo makes a austaspice between Owen and Joan and everyone ate pizza for dinner, after that Kankri and Latula with the ring of life and then Owen calls Orel a "Zoosmell Fingernoose", Arcjec marries Calder and becomes pregant as his baby is Rufioh, Ezekiel comes back and Secily came in. The next day, Arcjec works in Arby's and Bloody!Gir killed him and put his corpse in a duffel bag and burns the evidence (by burning the knife, mopping the blood, etc.) and he escapes with it, he puts the bag near Ezekiel's house and Rufioh saw it and opened the bag and Racren saw it and he was sobbing, in the hospital Joan and the others sob (like a dude on butler island). Arcjec appears in a dream bubble, the sky being cracked as this dream bubble is being destroyed, he met a spider "sona" named Remi Lavenie, they become friends with Arcjec and the dream bubble start cracking and Arcjec is sucked in the white hole and Remi hid in a box and slept. The clone high gang (Joan, JFK, Gandhi, Cleo, Abe and Van gogh) cry and sob, after that van gogh gets "pailed" by gandhi and their baby is Gaz and Italy. It is confirmed that Ralsei, Gwen, Philippines, Slovakia, Oka Ruto, Sweden(cus he's a homo), Mudkip, Cirno, Mr. Scudworth and Gamzee is all merged in the treasure juju and it turned to Gaz 5 years later, she can turn into the merged characters since she's the juju. Racren meets Secily and she becomes the CEO of (alternian/Repitonian) Nando's and kills the current CEO(mr butlerton) by watching the aletyler video and teleporting the body to a dream bubble inside a box, Owen thinks Gaz is British but she's not. On the news Secily became the new CEO of Nando's and the former one (mr butlerton) was missing for some

reason, Arcjec got killed. Clay fights with Abe, Abe wins and Clay becomes the children's adopted uncle. Suddenly Mr butlerton returns and kills the condesce and sinks the british islands, drowning 73,355,712 people, Britain doesn't exist. No one survived in Britain, Mr Butlerton gets Earth and moves it to the troll universe, making it the 4th planet in the universe where repiton 1 & 2 and Alternia is in. Calder consumes uranium and becomes pregant (FOR THE LAST TIME IN THE ROLEPLAY) and the babies are........ Murrit, Aumtzi and Dismas, sharing the body of Serpaz, the lil cal juju (which have the souls of Murrit, Aumtzi and Dismas) turns into Serpaz then turns into uranium and turns to Serpaz, Calder NEVER vored Serpaz, he is probably a cannibal since the uranium was Serpaz's lungs.

Chapter.2 the reckoning chaos descends

Erisolsprite came back from surviving a nuclear bomb in repiton 1 and the others surround him, later on Arcjec checks their ao3 inbox and a person named DKlover69(who is basically secily) said "HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH YOUR MADNESS COMBAT X TOUHOU FANFIC IS CRINGE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH", Fefetasprite burns down the last applebee's in the whole entire universe in Repiton 1. Fefeta goes too far when her lil caesars pizza isn't HOT and READY so she pulled a AK-47 and shot the cashier (who was cashier from GASA4), the Lincoln-Philopator Family (fefnep, Calder, Joan, JFK, cleo, abe, erisol-sprite, tavris-sprite, Arquiusprite, orel, shapey, Owen, Gandhi, van gogh, Kankri, Ezekiel, Latula, Racren, Rufioh, Gir, Arcjec, Clay, Italy, Gaz and Serpaz)make a plan to prevent this from happening. Kankri clones himself in the dreambubbles and sends the afterlife version of him in the universe that it used to be in, the sky is cracking and it turned to a dream bubble universe. Latula makes the 5 groups, the first group (Arquiusprite, Erisol, Kankri, Latula and Tavris) will prevent Secily from destroying the pink moonlet, the second group (Arcjec, Racren, Calder, Serpaz and Owen) will try to destroy the dreambubbles, if the dreambubbles still exist, then the universe will turn into a dreambubble land and lord english will kill the non-ghosts, the third group  (Joan, cleo, abe, jfk, and gandhi) will ask the consorts and carapacians to make a new civilization, the forth group(Italy, Gaz, Rufioh, Shapey and Gir) will fight Fefeta, the final group (Orel, Clay, Fefnep, Ezekiel and Van gogh) will fight mr butlerton with Tavris' robots. Gaz and the others found Fefeta, Gaz turns into Gamzee and a fraymotif using rufioh's rogue of breath powers is called BREATH STEALING CHUCKLEVOODOOS. Joan told a carapacian to clone themself, after all this fighting and stuff, Secily burns the olive garden in Outglut causing the world in darkness and the *new* pink moonlet was captchalogued in Kankri's an the *old* pink moonlet was destroyed. He replaced the old, destroyed pink moonlet with the new captchalogued one. The consorts and carapacians populate the moonlet, Fefeta and Secily says sorry and the Lincoln-Philopator Family gets reunited

THE END

omg lore update so cool

i'm not reading this shit but good for you or sorry that happened :(